by Michael on 8/24/10, updated 9/12/10
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How to translate what a woman says (the men's version):
Yeah, Okay, Sure = NO!
No = Yeah, Maybe, Probably
How does this look on me? = Tell me I look good, or I'll cry and/or make your life miserable. (Just praiser her shoe sense, okay?)
Just a 'sec. = She'll be an hour if you're lucky.
I don't care. = Unless it's something she doesn't want, so pick the thing she wants.
I am not getting irritated! = You're screwed...
all for now,
Michael
PS: All humor aside, if the above is your relationship, why are you in it?
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